Pippi Longstocking Look-alike Contest: It's hard to take the buffalo too seriously with a pair of horns that looks like the helmet version of a Pippy-do.Most Colorful Genitalia: Seated, the Velvet Monkeys look like any other. But when they start to crawl on all fours, the males' fluorescent blue testicles draw everyone's eyes their direction.
Best Poser: No need to be quick with the camera; giraffes love to stand and pose!
Most Rare: Don't be fooled by its splotches of white; this Black Rhino is endangered and rarely seen on safari.
Best Butt: Zebras actually resemble donkeys more than horses. Maybe that's why they have such a great &%$.
Nastiest: The hippos we saw found refuge in refuse...a cesspool of hippo excrement that could be smelled from afar.
Boy could imagine what the world may be like if human males glowed florescent blue in their nether reigon. :)
ReplyDeleteGrandpaw says, "What is a Zebra?"
ReplyDeleteAnswer, "25 sizes larger than an
A bra."
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