12 March 2009

And the Winners Are...

Pippi Longstocking Look-alike Contest: It's hard to take the buffalo too seriously with a pair of horns that looks like the helmet version of a Pippy-do.

Most Colorful Genitalia: Seated, the Velvet Monkeys look like any other. But when they start to crawl on all fours, the males' fluorescent blue testicles draw everyone's eyes their direction.

Best Poser: No need to be quick with the camera; giraffes love to stand and pose!

Most Rare: Don't be fooled by its splotches of white; this Black Rhino is endangered and rarely seen on safari.

Best Butt: Zebras actually resemble donkeys more than horses. Maybe that's why they have such a great &%$.

Nastiest: The hippos we saw found refuge in refuse...a cesspool of hippo excrement that could be smelled from afar.

3 comments:

  1. Boy could imagine what the world may be like if human males glowed florescent blue in their nether reigon. :)

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  2. Grandpaw says, "What is a Zebra?"
    Answer, "25 sizes larger than an
    A bra."

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  3. Hahahahahaha!hee hee hee! Even though you commented anonymously, we know who you are!

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